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Crazy Funny Birthday Wishes For Myself 2022

I may be old, but at least I’m alive to wish me a happy birthday! Not many people have this kind of fortune.

Before someone reminds me of my age, makes a sick joke about it and put it as their birthday wish caption, I want to wish myself a happy birthday.

Not many people understand this, but if you want to grow old and grow mature, you first have to be alive. I have been doing this for ages now!

Since no one cares about me these days, I am going to wish myself out loud so the entire online community know it’s my birthday!

I’ve reached that period of my life when scrolling down to select birth year isn’t fun anymore. Happy birthday to myself!

I hope the price of candle skyrockets this year so my friends can’t afford to buy as many candles as my age on my birthday.

If I wasn’t born, the word ‘Awesome’ would have gone extinct from dictionaries. It feels wonderful to be someone of such importance. Happy birthday to myself!

I am a unique child of the Almighty! There is and will never be anyone like me. Glad to be a part of the divine. Thank god for this birthday to me!

On my birthday, I know my real friends by my bank alerts. You know what I’m saying?

Not many people understand this, but if you want to grow old and grow mature, you first have to be alive. I have been doing this for ages now!

I hope the price of candle skyrockets this year so my friends can’t afford to buy as many candles as my age on my birthday.

Sometimes I feel like I’m a diamond who just happened to be imported out of Africa a long time ago. Happy birthday to the living gem, the purest soul ever….. myself!

A very Happy Birthday to me, heartfelt wishes to myself, happy birthday me awesome!

Happy Birthday to me! My birthday is the most special day of the year so I hope my family and friends throw me a big surprise party!

It’s funny how we grow older and happy when,  in reality, we are a day closer to our Graves.

Today I want to be grateful for a life spent in grace and favor as I celebrate the most special day of my life. Happy birthday to myself!

I may be old, but at least I’m alive to wish me a happy birthday! Not many people have this kind of fortune.

Funny Birthday Wishes

People spend their entire life to be a great person. I’m so blessed that I was born great. Today is the day to celebrate this holy greatness of mine! Happy birthday to me!

Sometimes I feel like I’m a diamond who just happened to be imported out of Africa a long time ago. Happy birthday to the living gem, the purest soul ever….. myself!

Happiest of birthdays to me. Happiest of birthdays to me. Oh yes, the happiest of birthdays to me. What’s that—you want to wish me a happy birthday?

Thank God I’m a year older today. It’s not been easy but I’m grateful. Happy birthday to me, myself and I.

Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!

I know youre jealous. Id like to thank my mom and dad for making this miracle possible. It’s MY BIRTHDAY!

A very Happy Birthday to me, heartfelt wishes to myself, happy birthday me awesome!

It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous birthday! Time to start the party!

It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!

I can sense from afar that today is the world’s most humble guy’s birthday. Wishing myself great years ahead.

It’s always a sheer honor to look into the mirror every morning and meet someone as amazing as me! So happy birthday to that amazing person!

Happy Birthday to me! Today is all about myself so I am going to enjoy all the attention and love people shower on the birthday girl!

Happy Birthday to me! My birthday is the most special day of the year so I hope my family and friends throw me a big surprise party!

Let me be the first to wish me a Happy Birthday today.

Today is my birthday! My life may not have turned out exactly as I planned, but all in all, I’m one lucky

Today is going to be awesome, for it is my birthday.

Happy Birthday to me! It’s been a long road (don’t ask how long!), but I’m proud of the person I’ve become, and grateful for the life I have. Every day is a blessing, but this day is extra-special.

My birthday is exactly one week from today. That means you still have time to get free shipping on my present!

It’s my birthday! Thanks in advance for all the wonderful things you people are going to do for me today!

It’s my birthday today! Just a friendly reminder that spanking and pinching are forms of sexual harassment.

Happy Birthday to me! And don’t you dare ask how old I am!

Today, I will be going around town collecting all the free stuff that I can. That’s right, people – it’s my birthday!

Just wanted to wish myself a wonderful birthday today. I also sent myself a nice birthday card that was supposed to arrive today, but unfortunately it came back Return to Sender.

funny birthday wishes for sister

Happy birthday sister! With each passing year, I know you’ll continue to do amazing things. That’s just the kind of person you are. Wishing you a day full of celebrating from start to finish.

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!

A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!

I had a real funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl.

Happy Birthday to not only the sassiest but the coolest, and craziest most adorable little sister in the world!

Happy Birthday little sister, I may have always been the smart one, but you have always been a great sidekick.

Happy Birthday little Sis. No matter how much you’ve grown or matured, you will always be the silly Lil sister to me.

I look at people growing apart as they grow up. Then I always feel fortunate to come home to a lethally annoying sibling, you. Happy Birthday, kiddo.

Happy Birthday! My life is so much sweeter having you as my sister. May all the wishes you make today come true.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!

The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!

Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!

This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday, brother.

You always were my annoying younger brother, and I’m pleased to say that you still are my annoying little bro!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

Happy birthday brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was mom who did all the hard work.


A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time – I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.

Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.

Hooray it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!

Happy birthday! My childhood would have been so boring without you to share it with. Thanks for all the awesome adventures we’ve been on, and I can’t wait for the many more fun times to come… starting with celebrating your birthday!

Another adventure-filled year awaits you, I hope you enjoy it to the full! Happy birthday brother!

Wishing you all the best on your birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day.

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend

Happy birthday to my crazy, fun, fabulous best friend! I love you to the moon and back and am so grateful for your friendship and all the fun times we’ve shared this year. I hope you have a great day!

Happy birthday to my gorgeous friend, you’re the best! I hope you have a brilliant day.

Happy birthday to my fabulous, witty, kind, brilliant best friend. There is no one else I’d rather spend the day with. Let’s go celebrate and have some fun!

Has anyone told you today how great you are? Because I think you’re the bee’s knees, the greatest thing since sliced bread, out of this world… basically I think you’re the best! Have a great birthday, my brilliant, fabulous best friend.

You’re older than you’ve been. But look on the bright side, you’re younger now than you’ll ever be!

The more you live, the younger you become. Maybe that’s why you look so good for your age!

There’s no way that your birthday can be as happy as you make me. But I hope it’s close!

It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up!

Lord, the best and the most merciful, you are the greatest ever. I ask you to choose my friend as one of the best in this generation. I ask you to ease his affairs and make him happy all his life. Happy birthday.

Lord, we look up to your favour in our life, we need success, we need a good home, and happiness, bless us with these things. I am sending this message to my best friend, Lord, let it serve as an act of worship, and bless us both in return.

May the Almighty in His infinite mercy count your day as the beginning of your success, may He continue to be pleased with you. I ask you to protect your servant O Lord, make him smile and build his heart to withstand all challenges.

Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.”

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Him

Wish you many more years of tolerating my tantrums. Happy birthday, honey.

No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger share of the cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!

Happy birthday, baby. Don’t fear getting old; being with an enticing lady like me, your youth is going to last much longer than expected!

Happy birthday to you, love. To celebrate your increasing age, let’s increase your cash transaction too! Let’s go shopping.

The wrinkles on your face make me feel so relieved because you’ve got no options other than me anymore!

No matter how much you mature, I’m always going to snuggle you like a baby. Happy birthday, my girl.

I thought of getting you as many flowers as your age, but we don’t have enough space to keep so many flowers at home.

I didn’t get you a birthday cake; because no cake can nearly be as sweet as you. Or maybe, I forgot to get one.

Wish you a happy birthday, my princess. May your weight be disproportionate to your age.

Happy birthday baby. I hope to see you wearing the outfit you were born in; someday soon!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Crush

May the stars shine bright for you, may all your wishes come true and may you always be glad. Happy Birthday my girl, you are awesome!

I’ll forever be grateful for today. It is the day God decided to bless this earth with your presence. You make this world a better place. Happy birthday.

There are a million ways I could say how much this day means to me, but it is your special day, and all I can say is, may you have a wonderful birthday, love.

May your birthday be as amazing as the fact that I can wish you on your special day. Happy birthday and have a wonderful day.

I hope your birthday is as beautiful and wonderful as you are to my eyes Happy birthday

Happy birthday to the most handsome and lovable man in the world How I wish you were mine and mine only

Enjoy the piece of cake, the great company and mostly my heartfelt letter of love and appreciation. Have a grand birthday my girl.

You bring a smile to everyone around you, and on this special day of yours, I wish you have the brightest day. Happy birthday.

The day I have been waiting for has finally arrived. Happy birthday to the most humble and wise person I have ever known.

The positivity that your presence transmits is hard to be described in words, and I’m thankful to witness this. Happy birthday to you.

In your special day, I wish to be special for you too. Happy Birthday.

There is a woman for every man that will show him an essence of love and responsibility; I want you to be that woman.

I wonder when will be the perfect time to say this, and it turns out today! Please accept my wishes, and my heart too.

This birthday I may be no one to you, but for the next birthday and the rest I want to be the no.1 girl in your heart. Happy birthday.

Lovely Lady, you are my favorite girl around. You have stolen my heart away hope you take good care of it. Happy Birthday.

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom

Happy Birthday, Mom! Must be nice to still be so gorgeous and stunning at this age!

Dear Mum, Happy Birthday to you! Here’s a hair dye to hide your grey roots!

Mummy, I am eternally grateful to you for covering up my bad results! Happy Birthday!

Wishing you a nice birthday and want to thank you on this special day as you gave birth to a legend like me!

Happy Birthday, Maa! Let me take your place for a week so you can enjoy my freedom!

Asking you the same question ten times brings pleasure when we see a false-anger on your face! Happy birthday to the cutest Mom in the world!

Your birthday is incomplete without food made by you. So make a nice birthday celebration with your lovely cooking.

Dearest Mom, thanks for loving a really messy, spoiled, bratty and stupid child as same as my sibling!

Don’t feel overwhelmed by the number of candles on your cake. It won’t trigger the fire alarm yet. Next year, maybe! Happy birthday, sweet Mom!

Dear mom, thank you for passing me that beauty gene that makes you look 20 years younger always. Sending you my heartfelt good wishes on this day!

You are the symbol of beauty who never learned how to get older. I’d like to know how this ‘reversing age’ mechanism works. Happy birthday, mom!

Happy birthday to the fantastic mom who takes all credit for my success and always blames dad for my wrongdoings. May this day return a thousand times.

Birthdays are like chocolate. It’s best not to keep count of how many you have, and just enjoy them instead. Happy birthday to the sweetest mother I know.

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad

To me, you are a superhero who can do the impossible but just can’t figure out who stole the money from his wallet. You are just too cute! Happy birthday, father!

Dear dad, mom would be so angry if I told her half of my friends have a crush on you. You look so young and handsome even at this age. Happy birthday!

I wanted to send you a funny birthday message to make you laugh, but then I realized you are already too happy to have a son like me. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Dad! You surely gave us some amazing genes but not the ones that allow you to age backward. We are disappointed!

Ageing backward should be considered as a crime. Don’t worry no one is going to find out about this crime of yours as long as I have access to your wallet. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the adorable dad who will loosen his pockets and tighten his hugs for me just with a small tug.

Thanks for fulfilling all my wishes, my Genie! Happy birthday! Ps: Why does it feel like you’re out of shape nowadays? Mr. Genie buckle up your game, dropping a couple of pounds ain’t gonna be easy at this age!

Here are too many more bad jokes and not so funny memes I love you, my man! Happy birthday, dad!

Happy birthday dad! And no! I am not the only one responsible for all your grey hair, just admit it already that you are getting old! I love you anyway, dad!

Hey dad, many happy returns of the day. Let us party till your bedtime to the fullest! May we rock the floor groovier than last year.

I am impressed that even though the number of candles on your cake increased, your sense of humor didn’t lose its touch. Happy birthday.

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